[29 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:51 @pingpingss My emo playlist is weird @msvindicta # 10:21 @kennysia Well at least you need to look at expected return and win probability # 10:33 @pingpingss is.gd/5DQWQ, is.gd/5DQYY, is.gd/5DR0o, bit.ly/5P9jV3 @msvindicta # 10:48 @jiansh From her normal blog posts, she never works AHAH @squareberry # 10:49 @kennysia That's why I pulled out of the market # 10:54 @rahrahrah HAHA @yaarn # 10:58 @jiansh One phrase: post-scheduling ;) @squareberry # 11:10 @jiansh FB is linked to Twitter, so don't double count HURR HURR # 11:47 @squareberry Take leave lor! @jiansh # 11:47 RT @acidflask interested to learn that virtually everyone in my year who isn't bonded (scholar, nus medicine, etc) are all overseas # 11:47 @acidflask Obviously I'm a failure :( # 11:48 @struthious Isn't bus cheaper? # 11:51 @acidflask Maybe you need a better encoder? Or use VBR. is.gd/5DUkE @struthious # 11:57 @struthious Link? I want to try also! Also depends on the source material. I think heavily engineered music needs more bytes @acidflask # 11:58 @jiansh You no long weekend meh @squareberry # 11:59 "One of my friends... saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor" # 12:01 Girls in the office talking about how fake Dawn Yang looks. Hah. # 12:06 @acidflask Where do you get recording studio access? HAHA # 13:52 @struthious How do you get "fully textured orchestral recording"? # 13:53 @struthious No buses there meh? Okay maybe not direct # 13:53 @struthious No, but still... @acidflask # 13:53 @struthious Bus passengers are the lowest of the low # 13:54 @jiansh Most people save up lots of leave and clear at one shot. So she doesn't have much to clear @squareberry # 13:54 @acidflask Ah, the wonders of the ivory tower! # 13:54 @jiansh Yesh you've the whole hols to look forward to # 13:58 @struthious Canalphones, wah lao. I must try yours @acidflask # 14:00 @struthious is.gd/5DYRg; iPod generation prefer MP3 fidelity to CD says study @acidflask # 14:26 @eisen This is why I don't trust pictures women put online @ladyxtel # 14:33 @yio_jxn Never trust women, period ;) "E' la fede delle femmine come l'araba fenice" @ladyxtel @eisen # 14:33 @ladyxtel You can tell if they put makeup, usually @eisen @yio_jxn # 14:33 @ladyxtel No, Photoshop is Plastic Surgery, not Makeup @eisen # 14:33 @blackawfee Sad. # 14:34 @pingpingss "So good you can even eat it on its own" @eisen @ladyxtel @yio_jxn # 14:40 @pingpingss Well, you use less makeup than @ladyxtel hurr hurr @yio_jxn @eisen # 14:41 @ladyxtel No you should be sad we're not gazing lovingly around your eyes @eisen @yio_jxn @pingpingss # 14:41 @ladyxtel No. Makeup is tweaking lighting, clearing up dust particles etc @eisen # 14:46 @yio_jxn The headlights may be big, but they're not very bright @ladyxtel # 15:09 @struthious Canalphones are a step above # 15:09 @struthious The CDs I have are all quite old. 90s newest # 15:40 @struthious Hmm. I always envisioned the pointy ones as being more expensive and having better quality than the rounded ones # 16:00 @struthious Round: tinyurl.com/yev99hp ; Pointy: tinyurl.com/ydcwvhx # 16:09 @hellovirnnnn Are you missing a link? # 16:38 "The fickle female orgasm may have evolved to help women distinguish Mr. Right from Mr. Wrong"; tinyurl.com/ydk2k2g # 16:54 "Most social scientists have chosen safer topics and hoped the problem would go away. We can do better." # 17:20 @mrbrown Yay # 17:23 @davienne Leopard preenz! # 17:24 @samho_ tagwear.in/img/p/11-51-large.jpg # 17:33 "anyway in singapore what scary things can we do?" - @chrispychong "reverse bungee. take part in demonstration. go jb" - Me # 17:52 "in transposing it for the typist, we left in multiplicative terms... which were unnecessary" # 18:05 @rahrahrah Bang bang? # 18:13 @rahrahrah Obvious explanation :P # 18:32 @chrispychong I can kick you to remove your angst # 19:22 @infinitus_ "The human spirit is invincible in the face of adversity. But... the human spirit is defenseless in the grip of wealth" # 19:32 @yokewan Sucky Sushi makes me more upset. Ask your sis to treat me too HAHA # 20:03 Got a Suckura flyer. The Halal sign is blanco-ed out HAHA # 01:02 @jemauvais Who knows # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[28 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 12:10 @blackawfee Overpriced kong bak pao! # 12:10 @struthious Almost all of The Magic Flute overture doesn't come from the Opera # 12:29 @blackawfee So expensive also. Let's go Beng Hiang HAHA # 12:31 @yaarn Time to go Starbucks? # 14:42 'You know how to read ah?' - boy on me explaining the Book Of The Dead # 15:39 'Can aroma science enhance the bust?' - this makes no sense # 19:08 "Interviewing >100 adulterous wives... [She] found that 90% of them didn’t feel guilty about doing it—they felt entitled to do it" # 19:15 @jemauvais The one where your heart is weighed against the feather of truth # 19:15 "find one of those instructional skeleton. Just try to get your head through the pubic bone" "They told me I had to stop doing that" # 19:15 @meerajane No. SG is boring :P tinyurl.com/yjd8lwc # 19:30 @blackawfee What's with the TGS obsession! # 19:47 @jemauvais No idea man # 19:48 @jemauvais Egyptian lah, wah lao. There's a reason the Tibetan one is called the Tibetan Book of the Dead! # 20:17 @skinnylatte Half your links are broken # 20:19 @shafiqahsong I help you stock a walk-in beer fridge # 21:38 @dweam One conditioning not enough ah! # 22:59 From Singapore Idol results, we can tell that Singaporeans are racist! # 23:02 @mysticjen7 Cos it's always Malay guys who win HURR HURR # 23:02 And Wikipedia's Singapore Idol article just got updated. Hurr hurr # 23:18 @aarontay Nope I was refreshing the page a few times # 23:18 @jemauvais Cos it's always a Malay guy :P # 23:18 @shamong Okay. Add "sexist" to the list of things Singaporeans are then :P # 23:19 @choyna Doesn't #1 lead to #3? Then again their fertility rate dropped below replacement # 23:19 RT: @englishmajor: Tomorrow's Straits Times front-page headline - Singapore Idol reignites racial riots # 23:20 @jemauvais Can't you exploit male horniness somehow :P # 23:20 @choyna ... # 23:52 @alwynloh2 Pls lah, track through ISP is easier # 23:53 @clemtan Err most Singaporeans have walkovers. Anyway voting in SG idol costs money and you can vote >once # 23:54 @shafiqahsong What's wrong with most of parliament being Chinese? :P # 23:54 @samho_ Maybe they don't want to spend so much money voting haha # 23:55 @haekaru You should put "RT @englishmajor" so people who don't follow her can read it # 00:05 @jemauvais I thought everybody loves an Asian Girl # 00:07 @shafiqahsong You care enough to comment, it seems :P # 00:17 @shafiqahsong Well, if you are race-blind you offend racial sensitivities # 00:33 @shafiqahsong ... # 01:12 @shafiqahsong Aiyoh very complicated to explain. Ask me on MSN tomorrow haha # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[27 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 03:55 @samho_ I'm surprised they even linked me. I'm well-known as a bigot, misogynist, racist and transphobe. # 03:55 @yio_jxn So easy you go and do lor # 03:56 @twyetter As someone said "I prefer to be ignorant about sensitive issues". i.e. the crazy activists LPPL @samho_ # 03:57 @samho_ Well in turn you have the right to slam idiots. So no contradiction there. @twyetter # 04:04 @laremylee Under Singapore law, men can't do anything if women rape them vaginally @eisen # 04:04 @laremylee It's okay. I doubt people at the club are reading her Twitter @ladyxtel # 10:44 @chuakh No, this is using the "only minorities can know how much it sucks to be a minority" excuse # 11:13 @samho_ Tsk, so you also think anonymous stuff on the net can't be trusted? ;) # 13:45 "In... 25% of the sexual assault cases..the primary suspect has been excluded by forensic DNA testing..strong, underlying systemic problems" # 14:00 "In most jurisdictions, sex offenses are the only crimes that do not require corroborating evidence for conviction" # 14:00 @bakchormee Manual or auto? # 17:16 @bakchormee Hmm mine was not bad # 17:35 "Having a paternal grandmother nearby... decreased the survival of grandsons (zero percent) by 8 to 29 percent" # 17:36 @rahrahrah Run in the rain # 17:44 "I'll thank you to stop engaging in reductionist arguments." - SPOING! # 21:55 At a party with 5 Korean girls. Who all have super-high shoes # 00:45 @twyetter It's ok,get slammed by fundamentalist Christians too. I have a blog tag for hate mail =D Which I haven't used for a while! @samho_ # 00:46 @samho_ I think they were more vicious to you @twyetter # 00:47 @samho_ Nah, I was more amused by the kings of reductionist arguments accusing me of being reductionist. Life's a joke @twyetter # 00:47 @samho_ Everyone who disagrees with them is a bigot/misogynist/transphobic/homophobe etc @twyetter # 02:32 Yerkes Researchers Find Sex Differences in Monkey Toy Preferences Similar to Humans; tinyurl.com/yhfctma # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[26 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 13:07 "The Cultural Revolution&Great Leap Forward..were a culinary disaster..traditional dishes&cooking techniques went underground or were lost" # 13:35 God Hates Lady Gaga; www.scribd.com/doc/24454887/God-Hates-Lady-Gaga ; HT @pleinelune # 13:40 "Even as she gives lip service to 'liberating' her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption" # 13:57 @eisen Of course not. The more you pressure the more they'll do it. Secret lobbying's more effective # 14:56 @geroithe >< # 14:56 @yio_jxn Ok what # 19:02 The Holy Trinity of Cajun Cooking: Onions, Bell Peppers, Celery. The Holy Trinity of My Cooking: Onions, Bell Peppers, Bacon # 19:02 @ladyxtel Don't like your own name ah # 19:13 Hitler was a Creationist?! # 19:51 The only thing missing from my pasta sauce today: red wine. # 19:51 @yaarn Virgin: that's how I like my women! And my ice cream! # 19:53 "you may be happy to know i've nearly lost my faith... least i could do is to treat you" # 20:38 @hai_ren If you believe God is omnipotent and omnibenevolent, you are obliged to celebrate anything He does or permits; is.gd/5B3lW # 20:58 @infinitus_ HAHA SWENSENS SUCKS # 21:27 Mad cows@Barnyard Chorus savaged @samho_ as "breathtakingly arrogantly wrong, and patronising" to queers. They need to get off the Kool Aid. # 21:42 Wondering if bankers can justify bonuses by saying non-bankers cannot comment since they don't know what banking is like. # 21:49 "Political correctness and other kinds of campaigns to muzzle dissent on grounds of sensitivity are really about power, not compassion" # 21:57 @jemauvais Some people say non-gays cannot have their own line on gay issues cos they don't knwo what being gay is like :) # 22:06 WAH LAO I AM DAMN INSULTED @SAMHO_ THOUGHT I WAS BEHIND THE DERANGED MADNESS AT BARNYARD CHORUS !@#$%^&*() # 22:16 @samho_ Hello give me more respect okay. I don't drink feminist kool aid # 22:17 @samho_ Truly, you are an inspiration to us all. # 22:35 @samho_ The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Especially when you slime and heckle everyone who isn't as rabid as you # 22:48 @ladyxtel Why no one ah # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[25 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:22 @micamonkey Aren't you on leave # 09:28 "In 2005, the goat was burned down by two arsonists dressed up as Santa Claus and the Gingerbread Man. They were never caught" # 09:41 @infernoxv What's wrong with that? Wth @eisen # 09:50 How do I know China wrecked the Copenhagen deal? I was in the room; tinyurl.com/ydb2zp4 # 10:05 @bakchormee Ooh why ASUS? I use it at home # 10:05 "Campaign groups never blame developing countries for failure; this is an iron rule that is never broken" # 10:12 "Lawyers interviewed said that they are seeing a pattern of drunk men being accused by women in their early 20s for molesting them in clubs" # 10:12 @bakchormee I thought 'gaming laptop' was an oxymoron heh. Oh well, be prepared to pay a high premium and upgrade often. # 10:13 @twyetter Thanks # 10:35 @pingpingss Why would it be terrible?! Only pretty girls would be dismayed # 10:36 @twyetter Since being drunk is voluntary and drunkards are responsible, should drunk women be responsible if they get raped? # 10:46 @twyetter Get drunk alone at home: you can't get anybody pregnant and you can't be accused of raping anybody. # 11:28 It is not from the benevolence of politicians that we expect good governance, but from their regard to their own interest. # 11:28 @msvindicta Tell her you're sucking other things now # 11:30 @msvindicta If you can't change it, enjoy it =D # 11:31 @vincentliu_bear Haha why you RT using both Twitter RT and the normal one? # 11:50 "If a man is responsible for his conduct when drunk, so is a woman... it is a choice to get drunk" # 12:01 @samho_ Normal feminism. People fight harder for their rights and interests than others' rights. # 12:02 @samho_ The problem is that as with all things female, mystery and ambiguity are part of the mix. "No" never really means "no". @twyetter # 12:03 @samho_ Real life is abundant proof that "when a lady says no, she means maybe". That's why courting exists. @twyetter # 12:20 @applesugarbomb Fucking lor # 12:28 "It saved hundreds of millions of people. We paid a price in water, but the choice was to let people die" # 12:28 @christelquek Try V-day # 12:35 @applesugarbomb Why ah @christelquek # 12:36 @skinnylatte And your parties have: cigarettes, vodka, lesbian mags? # 12:36 @skinnylatte "Gaza massacre"? Wth # 13:19 @skinnylatte I'm not pro-anyone. Both sides are a disgrace. But Israel did not engage in deliberate, large-scale slaughter # 13:19 @skinnylatte If that was a "massacre" then it was a FAIL massacre since they killed so few people # 15:41 I thought Princes Of Florence had Byzantine game mechanics. Titan is even worse! # 18:53 Discussing with other yuppies how to find a job where you can work 8 hours a day # 22:38 @vincentliu_bear I dont think there's such a scheme # 22:43 "If Martin Luther King had come along and said 'I have a nightmare,' people would not have followed him" # 23:27 Dilbert: 'We pooled our bonus checks and got you this gift'; tinyurl.com/ylyxj7p # 23:41 @mediumshawn Thanks, you too # 00:09 @blackawfee Are you drunk? Not New Year yet leh # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[24 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:12 @acidflask How about ignorance, hate and contempt? # 09:37 "Risk-augmented earnings functions...indicate that women seek...less risky educations [with] lower wage premiums in the job market" # 09:54 I should've been born a black, female, lesbian, post-op transsexual # 09:57 @pleinelune You know what I mean lah! HAHA # 10:05 @mediumshawn Cos I'll be supreme and no one can challenge me: everyone else will be in a position of Privilege and bigoted if they disagree # 10:30 @gurms Nono. A female post-op transsexual is born male but transitions to female # 10:55 @bakchormee Lido apparently # 11:01 @blackawfee Corridor? # 11:10 "The law treated blacks and whites differently a century ago and does the same now. Both imbalances were wrong" # 12:06 @shafiqahsong Must compare mah # 12:20 @shafiqahsong What do you call someone who knows 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who knows 1? American. # 16:07 @rahrahrah Isn't that the same? # 16:34 RT @tinkertailor: facebook group- "We like our SCGS uniform the way it is!" i like their uniform the way it is, but shorter. # 16:49 @christelquek Singaporean women. Tsk # 17:43 @iwadesu That's why I don't do it # 18:00 "Quantum physics is easy, compared to figuring out what goes on in a woman's mind!" # 18:04 @hellovirnnnn You actually bother? The most I try is my @replies and the last screen # 18:11 @sandra_83 Hurr hurr. I think that group is outdated, from the time they wanted to change # 18:11 @micamonkey :( # 18:27 "[Preacher] of prosperity theology..told his flock that God would call him home if he didn't raise $8 million in a matter of weeks" # 18:33 @hai_ren is.gd/5yuya @micamonkey # 22:12 "Economists who study..discrimination..argued (generally to no avail)..a crucial conceptual difference between difference & discrimination" # 22:37 @kungfubunny There there # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[23 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:18 @bakchormee What if they use a picture of you? # 09:21 @christelquek Don't go bankrupt # 09:25 @christelquek Gears are one of the easier bits of driving # 09:26 @christelquek So real girls can pick at your salad? # 09:26 @bakchormee ^^;; # 09:47 "He learned from Stewart Alsop, InfoWorld’s editor, that it was more important to be interesting than to be right" # 09:47 @nexaa D&D # 10:21 @christelquek You drive them away ah # 10:41 @christelquek After 10:30 still early morning? Hurr hurr # 10:45 @spoonrabbit TWG. Hah, passing off! # 10:45 @blackawfee Everytime you send that picture, god kills a domo-kun! # 10:51 @shafiqahsong >< # 10:51 @blackawfee www.boingboing.net/2002/03/16/every-time-you-forwa.html # 11:08 "Toyota’s European range is as appetising as an all-you-can eat tofu buffet" # 11:41 @eisen It was more than once. At least twice! @msvindicta @christelquek @bernardchen # 14:32 I don't like steamboat, but JPot is quite good. Except table too small and they only give you one sauce saucer. # 14:53 @blackawfee Vivocity. Got $9.80 set lunch but normal food looks expensive # 14:54 @christelquek It's easier to sabotage others than improve yourself # 14:59 @skinnylatte What's the occasion today? # 15:05 "Do you know what you can say? To a black man. On the subject of race?" "Nothing" "That is correct" -Like the question "am I fat?"! # 15:08 @skinnylatte Orh dong zhi. I know the name and it's winter, but not the exact date! @gracechua @sandra_83 # 15:08 @micamonkey Isn't it dong zhi time for you HAHA # 16:45 @yaarn Want to play Twister? # 16:45 @msvindicta You mean than IRL # 16:45 @Xiaxue So short can treat meh # 16:46 @skinnylatte Yes you can. It's from Atlanta but SG, Malaysia and Brunei are the only places you can find it now @shianux # 16:51 @iwadesu You just need to breathe in as much as you can. And breathe in again. # 17:05 Why do Greek Salad Recipes have their own domain name?! # 17:06 @eisen She never listens to my advice, and always comes to grief @christelquek # 17:11 @christelquek Being called Machiavellian is not a compliment @eisen # 17:35 @mrbrown Nice? # 17:36 @shianux Strip women HAHA # 18:03 Making life hard for PRs and foreigners is not the same as enhancing the value of citizenship. Beggar thy neighbour is lose-lose # 18:11 @shafiqahsong Primary 1 admission maybe. But school fees and healthcare even more; tinyurl.com/yc3j7p7 # 18:11 @mrbrown I am a Mcflurry connoisseur # 18:26 @yaarn So are you going to get lucky this season? # 18:28 Hangover from whisky worse than vodka's; is.gd/5x9HO # 19:11 Why're Kalamanta olives twice the price of black? Serving Singaporeans Greek Salad may be a bad idea. Hope they like feta... # 21:25 "its not a question of taste, he's simply using her Singapore passport and get out of the US sub-prime mes he's in." - Wth?! # 21:26 @spoonrabbit :0 # 21:26 @yaarn Hurr hurr # 21:37 "Arthur Pendragan, formally known as John Rothwell, takes part in this morning's ceremonies"; tinyurl.com/yhec87f # 21:37 @b_catenin No, we don't use the lunar calendar in everyday life # 21:45 @b_catenin So it's not like not knowing when the 4th of July is. But... say SG Independence # 21:45 @b_catenin Anyway solstice does change date: tinyurl.com/yhec87f # 21:45 @hai_ren Let's go with @spoonrabbit # 22:31 "[Your views] are flawed but they are good to attract attention and good for intellectual masturbation" # 01:30 @pingpingss That's what someone said about me: hansel25.livejournal.com/353300.html @laremylee # 01:33 "Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem" # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[22 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:25 I was so hot this weekend. Invited by 3 girls to their houses. # 10:03 @blackawfee Christian weddings and Taoist funerals look good. Not the reverse! In Japan they have Shinto weddings and Buddhist funerals heh # 10:03 RT @socialpr: Did you realised that Channel 8 Chinese TV series is always a wedding at church but funeral is handled by Taoist monks? # 10:36 All jokes are offensive (except for puns); gssq.blogspot.com/2009/12/is-not-doing-nothing.html # 11:07 "Try explaining to an M&A... banker that he didn't deserve his bonus... cos' he 'fostered the crisis'...he doesn't even trade nor touch FI" # 11:23 @marilvyn It's trying to force you to train your language skills :P # 11:23 @jemauvais What does the Cenotaph have to do with Greenpeace?! # 15:48 @micamonkey Whither. # 16:12 @micamonkey Har? # 16:19 @micamonkey Errr ok. It's a challenge to figure out which tweets you're replying to # 16:58 @micamonkey Doesn't show up lah. Wah lao, you think I'm a n00b? Hurr hurr. # 16:59 @micamonkey Anyway was correcting your spelling. It's WHITHER, not WITHER. Though wither your thesis is right also HAHA # 17:00 @lucian o_0 # 17:23 Hossein Ali Montazeri died on Saturday? Sei la. # 18:35 @christelquek Why're your dreams so screwed up? I thought they'd be good this time # 18:38 @samho_ Terrorists hate crowds? # 19:00 @christelquek Turnstile? Like prison ah # 20:31 @christelquek Well, you could've imagined what you were in for... # 20:32 @yaarn The bus? # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[21 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 04:52 @spoonrabbit Weren't we all? :P # 13:17 HT @b_catenin: "feminists have no sense of irony. if they did they wouldn't be feminists" # 14:04 @jemauvais So you need to work to get wisdom # 18:43 Walls Mango Tango is very nice, uses real mango and is only $1! # 22:46 Why's there so much sex on AXN? I guess it's another form of action # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[20 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 12:51 @christelquek Got lucky ah? # 12:51 @christelquek No it's saving the asses of our children and our friends' children # 12:52 @christelquek Good luck to him. Sure cannot score. "If you have to ask, the answer is no" @msvindicta # 12:53 @yio_jxn Starhub not open then # 12:55 @christelquek Why can't it be a win-win situation? # 12:55 @yio_jxn So did it work for you? Hypocritical threats of calling the police notwithstanding? @christelquek # 12:56 @laremylee Tsk @eisen is lousy. Cos you no hair mah, no one knows. # 13:16 @struthious Isn't Ubuntu the most user-friendly? # 13:16 @christelquek Smooth players are loved by all @msvindicta # 13:17 @msvindicta So the incentive is to not do things so you don't have to drink? Hurr hurr # 13:17 @msvindicta Yeah. Men are the whipping boys for girls' indiscretions @christelquek # 13:17 @christelquek How many people want to do anything for altruistic reasons? # 13:18 @christelquek *facepalm* if you have to point it out, you suck. It's like asking "Get it? get it?" after telling a joke @yio_jxn # 13:19 @msvindicta Lie lor. HAHA # 13:27 @yaarn Get one too lor HAHA # 13:57 @yaarn oops # 13:57 @micamonkey Hope it was early, not late # 13:57 @christelquek No, I'm blissfully free ;) @msvindicta # 13:58 @applesugarbomb Hurr hurr # 15:05 @micamonkey Baju? # 15:36 @shafiqahsong It's okay. we can't see # 15:43 @jolintan That assumes that badly-behaved kids are due to bad and lax parenting # 18:25 Women are irrational, and old women especially so. Why else do we have old wives tales? # 18:38 @laremylee It's not. People just can't see the curly half-Indian hair. @eisen # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[19 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 10:26 @christelquek ... # 10:27 @spoonrabbit eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee # 10:40 @christelquek I provide reason for you to wake up 'early' lor # 10:53 It's illegal to have a "50cm-long wooden rod without lawful purpose"?! There goes my staff...; tinyurl.com/y8qdp8y # 11:08 "Neoclassical economics is considered an elegant, but futile theory" # 11:14 @msvindicta Happy hunting # 12:57 @yio_jxn Those are illegal too # 12:57 Low fat ice cream makes for disgusting milkshakes. Stay away from Uzumaki! # 13:20 @euniqueflair 3 weeks also need sendoff? # 13:33 @euniqueflair Pre-departure syndrome # 15:09 "I knew a photographer who swore by the rule "Never use a lens whose focal length, in millimeters, is less than the weight of the woman"" # 15:46 @applesugarbomb Why what did they do # 15:47 @micamonkey n00b! 2 decades ago people were making business contacts on MUDs and BBSes! # 16:36 @micamonkey Not everyone is an old bird lah # 16:36 @skinnylatte Maybe our gay people are also frigid # 17:08 @samho_ WOO HOO! @pingpingss # 17:08 @samho_ Mmm I want some. Minus the sweat. And till (?). I prefer dill. # 17:19 Post-modernism in economic consumption models? o_0. And - I HATE MATRICES!!!; www.nyu.edu/econ/user/bisina/POMO9.pdf # 17:25 @christelquek Law of large numbers! If you hit up enough, it'll work! @pingpingss # 17:26 @dweam You want her to get fined meh? The rule is damn stupid. I am against obeying stupid rules # 17:27 @pingpingss >:( @samho_ # 17:31 "Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow"; www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,1,26497815-5006301,00.html # 17:41 @skinnylatte Aiyah. The ones who "call it home" won't "think of leaving". But those who don't do! # 17:42 @jianSh You pop on to say hi to @squareberry haha # 17:54 "Singapore is like a warm bath. You sink in, slit your wrists, your lifeblood floats away, but hey, it's warm."; is.gd/5sgc7 # 17:59 @pingpingss Well, it works for many guys @christelquek # 20:00 Installing my PowerColor HD 4890... Hope it doesn't blow up # 20:40 @eisen Cannot. Security breach HAHA. But real militaries like the US use it @bernardchen # 20:40 @eisen Maybe they can't get good stock @pingpingss @christelquek # 20:42 @christelquek Leadership does not go to the one who puts in the most effort # 20:55 Now I need a new PSU. And cable for the GFX card. Grr. I'll just ask them to do it tomorrow. # 20:55 @christelquek Delegation is an important part of leadership # 21:05 @marilvyn STM? # 21:33 Il faut souffrir d'être belle. Il faut gagner beaucoup d'argent d'être beau # 21:53 @bakchormee Maybe you need valium # 22:06 @christelquek Cocktease alert # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[18 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:25 "Tens of thousands fled Eritrea in 2009, where... a culture of mandatory national service has disaffected a generation of young people" # 11:20 What is good for a government is not necessarily good for a people # 13:34 @chrispychong People want to sell you stuff ah # 13:36 "The way for..PAP to stay in power, Mr Shanmugam feels, is to provide greater political education for Singaporeans, in particular, students" # 13:55 @chrispychong You're weak! # 13:55 @davienne Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries @keanbon # 14:01 @keanbon HURR HURR @davienne # 14:38 @rahrahrah Gazpacho! # 14:39 @micamonkey Bo lui? # 15:00 @rahrahrah Tomato soup # 15:48 @sandra_83 Cheap coffee tastes like shit so you'll wake up? # 17:16 @choyna That's just downstairs # 17:27 @christelquek No wonder you're in the red # 18:07 @christelquek You think event planning so easy ah # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[17 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:10 @blackawfee "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" # 09:47 @sleepysteph When will male genital mutilation be banned? # 10:11 @jemauvais BUC is ridiculously important to Regulars. Zzz... # 10:52 @sleepysteph Not true! gssq.blogspot.com/2007/07/what-some-people-mistake-for-high-cost.html # 11:09 "Scantily clad hipster cyclists..[hard] to obey religious laws [about] staring at members of the opposite sex in various states of undress" # 11:21 @standingsushi What's wrong with cycling with little on ;) # 11:42 @sleepysteph Some of them can still cum. And some men who are mutilated have problems! # 11:59 So sad. Nowadays @stcom Twitter posts aren't witty and original anymore. # 12:04 @iwadesu Arbeit macht frei # 12:17 @yaarn Nono they used to summarise in a funny way, not just reuse the headline # 12:38 @msvindicta I should bring along a brolly too. Like the old men in Chinatown cinemas @christelquek @eisen @pingpingss @yio_jxn # 14:13 @christelquek Thanks ah # 14:20 @msvindicta I hope it doesn't happen to your pubic hair # 14:20 @hai_ren Make the summit, unlike me! # 16:34 @msvindicta Who do you want to join you # 16:34 @christelquek You can't handle the truth # 17:23 @yokewan Black is the new black # 17:23 @spoonrabbit 1 girl 1 truckload @eisen # 17:24 @christelquek Those are the goods you're delivering huh # 17:24 @christelquek No one to bang, no need room lah @eisen # 21:26 "In China..liberalization has made..urban elites..less interested in pushing for political change that might upset their standard of living" # 21:26 @chunkiak The Chinese Communist Party, not Chinese Communism # 21:36 "Ducks, sadly, are assholes who really really like to rape. It's estimated that at least one third of all duck sex is forced" # 22:55 @choyna Very different meh # 23:01 @choyna Every year got Christmas decor lah # 23:01 @kennysia Har? Then why want to add you? So weird. # 23:02 @msvindicta If you fuck like you're 18 at 80 you'll get a heart attack and die # 23:04 With Twitter's new tweaks, I see the reasons why they're doing RTs their way. But I still think it's a bad idea. # 23:04 @msvindicta You're famous enough to be adored # 23:10 @msvindicta I'm just stating a fact hurr hurr # 23:21 @msvindicta Some game? Simi game? I said not much - not almost none at all! # 23:23 @msvindicta Oh you didn't know ah? HAHA # 23:29 @msvindicta Better than yours right # 23:34 @msvindicta Can. I do for you next time. # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

[16 Dec 2009|03:30am] gssq 09:15 @pingpingss "Girl who bullies me", then. But you've bullied me before! >:( @eisen @yio_jxn @christelquek # 09:15 @struthious What's wrong with that :P It can refer to Soft Power also # 09:23 @yio_jxn Sleep # 09:35 @struthious Texts can acquire new meaning in new ages. In any case I'm not sure it'd have been worse than the current situation # 09:35 @struthious For example, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" used to only refer to white male property owners # 09:36 RT @christelquek [If I had an extra hour today I'd] Masturbate. And sleep. # 09:37 @hai_ren Same. @spoonrabbit # 09:41 @struthious Well, Australia still has QE II R as its Head of State. And in SG we also think that colonialism was a good thing. # 09:42 @struthious Why does it, but not "life, liberty etc"? # 09:42 @struthious From a utilitarian perspective, it would be if it was better than the alternative # 09:43 @struthious From an individual level it makes little difference if your ruler is Queen Victoria or the local Maharajah # 09:58 @struthious ... like that you can never make any decisions involving utility # 09:59 @struthious You can be for colonialism at a particular point and anti at another. Like Iraqis/Afghans could welcome the US invasion at 1st # 10:00 @struthious Do you think singing "God Save the Queen" means you're Christian? # 10:00 @struthious We think colonialism was good for SG what # 10:01 @struthious Developing from a fishing village into a major entrepot centre and getting rule of law and institutions is bad? # 10:15 @struthious Why do you think people migrate to the cities from villages? # 10:16 @struthious What were the abuses of colonialism in Singapore? # 10:17 @struthious No, historians do look at the legacy of different colonial masters in different colonies. # 10:18 @struthious Butterfly effect - consequences are always complicated and far-reaching. So should we always use deontology? # 10:18 @struthious There're reasons pure deontology/utilitarianism fail # 10:18 @struthious No, it means you want limited intervention. # 10:20 @struthious You say nothing wrong with being a fishing village. I say people want economic development. # 10:26 @pleinelune Cannot SU right # 10:30 "if u see the upper parts of society most women are..dominant in the relationship..most of my friends hv the man wrapped round their finger" # 10:31 @shianux Are they uncovered? # 10:38 @yio_jxn Eh. You got the balance wrong lah. That's the female strategy. # 10:43 @shianux The bun cheeks. Tsk. # 10:50 RT @gracechua: Found this wonderful blog for the adult paleo-nerd: svpow.wordpress.com/ Unfortunately via is.gd/5nVeE @hai_ren # 11:00 @gracechua Yeah. I saw a clip on Discovery Podcast and was wondering if it was so easy to take out that "polar bear" (so small?) sized thing # 11:00 @msvindicta I thought they'd love it. You teaching on the side isit # 11:08 @msvindicta They can talk the talk but not walk the walk. Yah you teach where? # 11:08 @yio_jxn Err. You have to be screwed up to cry "giddy up" when doing doggy style # 11:08 @pingpingss Who should be my master? @christelquek @yio_jxn @eisen # 11:11 @msvindicta They teach human reproduction in primary school now? # 11:20 @yio_jxn Nope. I only learnt stuff in Sec 2. Maybe they start earlier nowadays # 11:21 Tiger Airways claims they have no email/phone feedback to keep costs low and quality high. FAIL!;tinyurl.com/ydwprmq # 11:23 @yio_jxn Maybe it has to do with coming from a Communist Primary School (NYPS) # 11:28 @taivlys That's why I get the cheap seats # 11:30 "I don’t even dare to [switch to] Singtel... I am scared that my IP address and my name will be blacklisted by the government" - FAIL! # 11:33 @infinitus_ forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2599979 # 11:44 @infinitus_ Some of the reasons are epic FAILs # 11:44 @taivlys No, AirAsia is cheap and good # 11:46 @sleepysteph Phishing and strong passwords are different leh. I like to fill in phishing forms and type "fuck you" for the password # 11:46 I like to fill in phishing forms and type "fuck you" for the password. # 11:52 @yaarn What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? @orcfiend @yio_jxn # 11:58 @mrbrown Ooh learning from Communism! Smart :P # 12:11 @niqkelodean Hotel 81 ah # 12:16 @niqkelodean You go overseas to watch movies in hotel rooms? # 12:48 @samho_ Then they can mindfuck their clients # 13:02 @keanbon Tiger Airways? # 13:04 @keanbon Is (s)he hot? # 13:09 @keanbon What is "cheap" rather than "excellent"? # 13:10 @skinnylatte Undercutting Tom's Palette? # 13:10 @keanbon Pics! # 13:13 @skinnylatte Yah that's why I found the idea of undercutting hilarious ;) # 13:14 @keanbon What cuisine? # 13:16 @keanbon Sad. Is the person on Facebook? :P # 13:20 @keanbon Ah # 13:22 @christelquek Is that why you're so frisky now? @msvindicta @eisen @yio_jxn # 13:47 @micamonkey Ooh I should join you there one day # 13:59 @msvindicta Yeah the stories there suck @eisen @christelquek # 13:59 @rahrahrah Get a backup! # 14:00 "En 2010, je ferai de l'escalade en Suisse et je nagerai dans l'océan d'atlantique en hiver" # 14:16 @msvindicta Most porn is bad. Then again so is most erotica @eisen @christelquek # 14:21 @christelquek Usually it's girls who think porn is lousy leh. Or are you watching good stuff? @msvindica @eisen # 14:34 @yaarn Ask @yio_jxn # 15:35 @yaarn Only been having nightmares? # 15:38 @yaarn That's cos your days are so glorious the bad stuff has been chased into the land of dreams @yio_jxn # 15:53 @pingpingss Aww... # 16:11 @lucian Some application? # 16:24 @jemauvais Are you going back? # 16:30 Why is flushing a foetus down a toilet "abuse of a corpose and tampering with evidence"?! To hell with Roe v. Wade!; is.gd/5odhu # 16:30 @keanbon Some trip huh @davienne # 16:50 @pingpingss How come it's not nasty when you and @christelquek do it ah @yio_jxn # 16:50 @samho_ Butler HAH # 16:50 @euniqueflair o_0 # 17:04 "Prove your premise[, Deepak Chopra]. You cite no clinical evidence for this claim,so I will assume you are just making stuff up like usual" # 17:49 "waiteressing advice: wearing shorter skirts get you higher tips" # 17:50 @kennysia !!! # 17:50 @jemauvais Medical Board for ICT ah # 18:02 @jemauvais Like that also through military # 18:02 @pingpingss Sex lor # 21:44 @keanbon Acid trip @davienne # 21:45 @jemauvais AR? Not Ayer Rajah right # 21:46 @jemauvais Actually revert can mean "to take up again or come back to a former topic" so not necessarily wrong. How do they use "avatar"? # 22:14 @jemauvais Au contraire, you can "revert" to an e-mail - gssq.blogspot.com/2009/12/fallacies-do-not-cease-to-be-fallacies.html # 22:48 @keanbon You're a teen girl? :0 # 22:48 @spoonrabbit Lucky babies! So you're no more a bunny huh # 22:52 @yio_jxn Me! # 23:13 @choyna Don't apply to gahmen # 23:49 @yokewan Drink at home. It's cheaper and you can't get pregnant # 23:49 @choyna The night is still young # 23:50 @christelquek The Agagooga Empire will smash you # 23:50 @choyna P4P? # 00:07 @okcupid I foresee an interesting tool coming up! # 00:12 @okcupid Did 5. Am sure you can find 20 others like me! # 00:14 @jemauvais That's why you must use the Full Edition :) Obscure, but acceptable! Anyway dictionaries are descriptive, not prescriptive. # 00:27 @samho_ Kimberly. HAHA @keanbon # 00:27 @rumpledoodles A few more hours and it'll be breakfast time # 00:37 @jemauvais No the subject is left when they stop reading the email. And you return to it when they reply # 00:38 @jemauvais I don't think I've ever seen "revert to me", only "please revert" # 00:38 @hai_ren Well girls don't know why guys like lesbian porn @msvindicta # 00:45 "I'm not prude either but after your first Goatse or Tub Girl experience you tend to be cautious :)" # 00:45 @samho_ Zoey Tay? # My main blog: Balderdash Automatically posted by LoudTwitter post comment

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